Don't forget the sacred Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I've only read the first few paragraphs, but it is already the Greatest Thing Ever (this week)!
Samples:
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster."
"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature."
*goes off the read the rest of it*
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| | Rebecca Sparrow (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=92.2){kind=small} mirari_mundum) wrote, |
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AHAHAHAHA!!!
In response to the Kansas School Board hearings re: teaching Intelligent Design
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